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December 26, 2012

Kollywood Komplications

Kollywood or Kodambakkam (holly) wood, a euphemism for Tamil cinema industry, as I understand, is on a treacherous trajectory. Kodambakkam is a locality in Chennai (or Madras) city where a number of film studios existed/exist.

Here is the link to a well written story revealing the plights of Tamil cinema industry by TOI reporter Sangeetha Kandavel.

There is a new complication thrown in by a famous actor Kamal Hassan. Here are the snippets of this interesting case.

Kamal Hassan is in the process of releasing his new movie Vishwaroopam in Tamil, Telugu and Hindi (Vishwaroop). Yes, he is the producer, director, lyricist, choreographer, actor etc., In his own admission he appears to have spent Rupees 95 crores producing the movie.

To thwart any attempts at illegal distribution of his latest movie, Kamal Hassan is planning to release this movie on DTH network, 8 hours before it is released in the theaters, despite selling the distribution rights of the movie to the theater owners.

Well, for a moment I thought this is a good move and that this guy is generous that he is releasing the movie even before it hits the theaters. Hold on there is a catch.

- DTH operator will charge Rupees 1,000 for one view for Tamil and Telugu versions and Rupees 500 for Hindi version

There lies a financial ingenuity. In addition to the tidy sum that is paid by the theater owners, an additional sum (reportedly around Rupees 50 crore) is likely to be paid by DTH operators for a recording-disabled-only-one-view telecast.

Take a look at the economics just from Tamil telecast alone.

Total households in four metros: 94,00,000 (source article)
Households in Chennai (@15%):  6,20,000
Tamil Nadu population: 6 crore
Chennai population: 1 crore
Households for rest of Tamil Nadu at 6 crore population: 30,00,000
Total households in Tamil Nadu: approx. 36,00,000
1/6th buy the cinema on DTH: Rupees 60,00,00,000

In addition, there will also be money from Telugu and Hindi versions!

No wonder Kamal Hassan surprisingly appeared in a reality musical show Super Singer T20 on Vijay TV, telecast on 26th December,  to hard sell his concept.

The theater owners especially in Tamil Nadu, who paid their money are getting scared about losing money with this move.

Be prepared, once this model is successfully proved, the cinema viewing experience is going to be massively transformed.

And you need to be extremely careful of the button called 'VoD' on your remote control of DTH transmission and double, triple check your cable bills for any such one time charges.

May 23, 2012

Likely Offers For Vikas Dalvi

After the infamous brawl at Wankhede Stadium on the 16th May 2012, where the mighty and arrogant tried to suppress and override sincere worker Vikas Dalvi, his popularity is on the rise.

Following is an account of imaginary offers that may pour in for Vikas Dalvi, thanks to Lord Shah Rukh Khan.

Intention of this post is to tickle a funny bone and not intended for hurt anyone.

From Kamal Hassan: After fourth consecutive flop in Bollywood with his 'Dashavatar', the hindi version of Tamil-Telugu bilingual 'Dashavataram', now the versatile actor is planning 'Ekaadashavatar' and is likely to play Vikas Dalvi as one of the eleven roles, to reclaim his place in Bollywood. He plans to release the movie on a Ekadashi day. May God bless him eleven times.


From Amitabh Bachchan for KBC: In the next season of KBC, Vikas Dalvi is likely to be a star guest. Understand Amitabh Bacchan is keenly looking forward for this encounter and is brushing up his Marathi language skills.


From BiggBoss6: Vikas Dalvi is likely to figure at top of the list of expected contestants for the next season of BiggBoss6. Apparently Taniya Bhardwaj (who is she? Well my next post is on her!) is also expected to be a co-contestant.



The Whistle: Understand some confidential buyer from the US has offered a tidy sum to Vikas Dalvi to acquire the whistle that he used to stop God Shah Rukh Khan, so that when 'He' visits the US next time, they want to use the same whistle, to - you know what.


From RamaGopalVerma (RGV): After getting terribly tired by blaming everybody and anybody for 'Department' debacle, మన  తెలుగోడు RamaGopalVerma to offer an interesting role to Vikas Dalvi in his upcoming movie, which is likely to be titled 'RGVka  SRK aur Vikas Dalvi ka Brawl'. Understand he has already done a recce to the spot where the infamous incident happened. Fortunately, this time around he was stopped (for sure not by Vikas Dalvi) atleast 100 metres ahead of the 'now-famous-spot'.


From Harvard: Apparently, Harvard University has instituted an in-depth study on fearless Vikas Dalvi and the management lessons viz., Sincerity, honesty, dedication - that were derived from the incident to include the same in their next curriculum. Guess IIM-A may not be too far behind?


Here is another funny one from Abhishek Gadi. I am copying from the comments that he provided and pasting here for all to read.


- Apparently India Against Corruption Committee is revising its Janlokpal version to incorporate "Vikas Protection Act" enabling Heros like Vikas to be protected against the mighty corrupt. 


- Meanwhile, Baba Ramdev has started "SRK(Stress Relief Khoj)" Yoga program for the filthy rich.